Dear God, make it stop. Make it end... (Another GOP Debate)

Last call y'all... before Monday's Iowa Caucus. No Trump to kick around this time, you big meanies. What was left in this gaping void? A bigger void.. rife with double talk, bald-faced lies, prepared zingers ready to be fired off no matter the question or context, and the harsh, bitter reality of having to answer contradictory campaign rhetoric despite film clips of their own words being shown to them by the moderators. (That part was actually fun... kinda) All in all it was pretty depressing. So since you most assuredly didn't watch, we did the heavy lifting for you, as usual. 

F*ck you

<3, - us