Irreverent Testimony

Clearing up the Border Patrol controversies

The media, as usual, is gunning for headline clickbait over facts, so you might be confused about the 2 latest scandals involving Border Patrol and ICE, and we try to help make some sense of it. Later, the Stupid Summit wherein Kim tells Trump how big has hands are and we get nothing of strategic value is set to go on as (previously, before being cancelled last week) planned so maybe don't smelt your commemorative coins just yet. Also, Trump's lawyers send a letter to Mueller saying you can't subpoena him, which means it's inevitable he will be subpoenaed, but with super lawyer Rudy on the case, I'm sure htis will all be wrapped up by Labor Day. Also, some other terrible awful no good things...

Wherein we survive an outing to Chuck E Cheese...

And must podcast the night before. Rachel gets some inside info on labor issues at Planned Parenthood of The Rockies and we try to catch up on an awful, scary, horrifying week.(Yes, knowing we have to go Chuck E Cheese Saturday morning, but also, news of the world).

Final Boss Battle?

So now, almost entirely out of options, we're back to "ZOMG OBAMA WAS SPYING ON US!" Good luck with that. Our friend Sandy the lawyer joins us to decode all this and a bunch of other stuff, so tune in! wait, if you're reading this, you already have. So never mind. 

Thanks a lot, Rudy

Giuliani can't stop running his mouth and getting his client in more trouble and Michael Cohen has already gotten his client in big trouble, oh and by the way one of us got held up at gunpoint and assaulted.. How was your week?

The DCCC CO-ntroversy (I did a thing there) and Incels and stuff. Yea it's gross.

Slow week.. not much happened.. so we talked for like 2 and 1/2 hours. Incels are a terrirst group and we get deep into it and before the we unpack some of the local realites of the Steny Hoyer/Intercept DCCC fiasco garbage fire crap. Grab a stiff drink or 3. 

Awful press and endless scandal = Job Security (if you work for Trump)

Scott Pruitt? Seemingly EPA Director for life. Ronnie Jackson? hold that hill.. Ben Carson? Not going anywhere. And don't get me started on Kushner. Meanwhile, Rudy Giuliani, a federal prosecutor during the Paleozoic Era, is now gonna play defense attorney for Trump, because why the hell not? 

Michael Cohen is in a world of shit

But Scott Pruitt still has a job cause lol nothing matters, you know the drill.. 

Another unarmed black man shot, and....

a collective shrug from White America. We promise not to get hung up on one topic because there's so much to cover, but then we do, so too bad. We also do a brief movie review for a movie you've never heard of and won't see, so you're welcome for that. Also some other stuff and whatever who cares. 

The backlash to school massacre survivors having opinions..

The March for Our Lives happened, and it really made the gun-loving right very uncomfortable. So now these kids are "bulles" and Nazis." It's sp predictable it's hadly worth expounding on, so I won't (well, not here in the description anyway). Meanwhile, John Bolton is named nat sec advisor because Trump isn't an idealogue like Hillary the warmonger and bla bla bla.. I don't ficking know man. 

Happy St. Patrick's Day (everything is pure chaos)

And much like people all over this great nation tonight, the state of the county has basically been reduced to muttering about missing its ex (President) in a pool of its own vomit in a back alley somewhere. So much to covoer for this one, so... just friggin listen already.